I think my mom may be uhh…to put it lightly, batshit crazy

So, i was going on about my day when i walked into the bedroom (where we have the TV) and saw my mom watching Eyes Wide Shut.

Now, if you didn’t know, Eyes Wide Shut has a lot of weird sex cult scenes. They drag on for several minutes on-end.

That in itself is already a bit weird since my mom almost never watches TV. But sure, weird sex movie, why the hell not.

What really worries me is that, when i asked her why she was watching it, this is what i got back:

She believes that Tom Cruise (who plays the main character) is part of multiple Satanic cults and she wanted to gain some insight on how these supposed satanic rituals look.

She believes the sex cult scenes in Eyes Wide Shut depict the supposed Satanic rituals Tom Cruise, according to her, partakes in.

I am neither making this shit up nor exaggerating anything.

I don’t even know what to say. The only three words that seem adequate for this situation are

What

The

Fuck