I refuse to pay the billionaire tax, I will die on this hill

I don’t care if they stand me up to the firing squad and my entire family, I am not paying one penny of the billionaire tax. In fact, I refuse to even pay the millionaire tax, the hundred thousandaire tax and even the ninetythousandaire tax. They can waste money on their schools and pipes and bombs, but I won’t pay the fiftythousandaire tax either. I simply refuse on principle to even pay the thirtythousandiare tax. I will pay the twentyninethousandiare tax, I don’t want to go to jail or anything. I heard that in jail you will get butt-fucked and that is the last thing I need with my lactose intolerance and Crohn’s my underwear looks like a combination of a spackle palette at a Southern Alabama Home Depot and Versace’s front porch on that fateful morning if I so much as walk by a glass of milk or a hot flavored pimento loaf my intestines will explode. I am standing on principle here and so you understand that it would take an army to make me yield on this billionaire tax. I am a veteran so take these words for what you will, I am only a Patriot, nothing more nothing less and this means everything to me. Thank You.