I left big black dildos across the country

I left 957 big black dildos across the country

Back in 2008 I had just graduated college and was working at an import warehouse during the summer before my real job started in the fall. My job was to make sure the pallets of goods that came in were loaded onto the right trucks.

Anyways one day we get a delivery that was help up in customs since 2006. The company that ordered the shipment was no longer in business. We held onto the goods all summer but no one claimed them.

Last day on the job I open up the pallet and there are boxes and boxes of dildos from China. In total 960 big black dildos. Everyone on the floor was dying of laughter. Boss wanted the them out of there and I thought I could make some money selling them on eBay so I offered to take them.

I loaded up my 1994 mustang with the dildos and drove home. I put them in big black contractor bags and in the basement and started to post them for sale on eBay. Not sure if it was because of the financial crisis but the demand just wasn’t there. After months I only sold like 3 and made $30 after shipping.

I told a buddy I was going to throw them out and he suggested we place them on neighbors lawns instead. So after one night of drinking we walked through the neighborhood with a bag of dicks and put them on 12 or so lawns. I saw one guys reaction the next day and it was awesome. So genuinely confused.

I decided to hold onto the dildos. I put a few in my trunk and anytime I saw a cool place to put one I would plop it down.

I live on the East Coast but traveled a ton for work. I would always bring a dildo with me.

Right when Covid started i realized I was down to my last few. I thought it would be appropriate to leave them at hospitals.

On April 3, 2020 I left my last dildo. I hope I brought joy to peoples lives.