I just took a huge steamy molten greenhouse gas emitting toilet bowl melting nauseating plumber killing methane carbon monoxide fracking plant oil buffer spillage sub-antarctican oil reserve post-industrial nuclear waste radioactive burning carcinogenic gamma wave toxic molten mercury poisonous tungsten-melting venomous smelted forged hand pressed manufactured chemically impure Ph scale defying photosynthesises stopping cellular respiration ceasing total organ failure inducing bone decaying baked symbiotic overcooked brewed frothing carbon dioxide injected liquid gassy pure diarrhetic ozone layer blasting ISS deorbiting microclimate inducing modern science disproving news breaking STD spreading ship sinking vomit inducing viral infection causing bacteria spreading virus creating mediterranean dehydrating pacific ocean evaporating invasive species emulating total biohazardous wretched stinky fuming landfill self replicating miscarriage causing Yellowstone super volcano erupting San Andreas fault triggering tsunami inducing classified weapon-of-mass-destruction mutual assured destruction ensuring dinosaur reviving Darwin’s theory of natural selection disproving laws of physics breaking mathematically impossible nuclear winter worsening solar flare attracting magnetic field emitting Avengers level threat posing Deepwater Horizon 2010 oil spill incident chemical waste creating society collapsing capitalism unbalancing monetary fund emptying hyperinflation causing pandemic starting black hole collapsing white dwarf reviving constellation rearranging police force corrupting rocket fuel alternative dam breaking crime catalyzing subatomic particle destabilizing inducing anti-matter creating gravitational field source biosphere destroying atmospheric anomaly mournful natural mishap universally affecting asteroid repelling dimensional shifting black hole collapsing simulation glitching matrix bending binary rearranging code breaking bug inducing third and fourth world war starting galactic apocalypse inducing stinking pile of literal human fucking excrement AKA a big ass turd, and it clogged my motherfucking toilet.
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