I just shit on my girlfriends chest. She loved it. I didn’t. Now that’s all she wants me to do. Please help.
Not even using a throwaway because I don’t care. I don’t care if her family finds this. I don’t care if her friends find this. It’s embarrassing for me and it’s something that we’re going to have to get through. Last week my girl started Kink shaming me because I was into some regular vanilla bondage stuff nothing crazy but you know handcuffs ties whips whatever. And I asked her if she had any kinks at all and she was very timid and kind of giggly. I kept pressing the issue and she swore to God that this weekend we would get some drinks and talk about it. She said that she wanted to get loosened up and we could talk about it after a good dinner and some alcoholic beverages. For whatever reason she wanted me to eat two entrees. Well at the time I didn’t understand but we’ll get to that. Later on that night we’re back in my room and I said well I think it’s time to talk about that kink and she said to me okay but I don’t want you to be grossed out. I promised her I would not be and pressed the issue a little bit further and she said that she was really interested in finding out what it felt like to have me drop a huge log on her chest while she looked me in the eyeballs. After having as many drinks as I had that night, I was actually down for anything and I tried this. Things went as you would expect I guess. I did my thing and it was kind of hard to get it out at first but once it started to go seeing the joy and excitement on her face was something that I just could not help but enjoy myself. I let out a monster log and then several rabbit like pebbles as my sphincter puckered open and shut, ironically exactly like your lips would look when you say the word “poop”. She expressed how much she loved the different shapes and smell and feel etc. The next day when I woke up things were wicked weird. I felt like a total scumbag, she didn’t even clean up properly there was just her white undershirt laying next to the bed with the poo smeared all over it. I never wanted to do that ever before and I regret that I did it but she was happier than hell and won’t stop talking about it. “Chest bombs” “Shitty Titty Escapades” “Poopies on My Droopies” She keeps saying to me. She’s even started calling me “Poo Bear” (which is actually hilarious because when we did the deed I was wearing a red Tshirt with no pants, so she kinda right) She keeps on hinting at it by telling me “Hey hun I hope we can have a nice dinner tonight and you can have two entrees again.” as if that’s some kind of inside joke to alert me to her desire for me to drop another fresh log on her biddies. I feel disgusted like I said and I don’t want to do this anymore. I told her that I did not feel comfortable and the only reason that it even got done in the first place is because I had been drinking Jack Daniels double shots with beer chasers all night. She said that if I don’t keep on dropping fresh steamers on her hoots she’s out the f****** door ASAP please help me what do I do? Should I keep dropping bombs on my girl? Or should I tell her to hit the road because it makes me uncomfortable. All comments appreciated.