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I just fucked your pigeon

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I just fucked your pigeon.

# FAQ

## What does this mean?

The amount of semen (cum) inside your pigeon and floor has increased by one (1).

## Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may deem a pigeon to be unworthy of sexual penetration. These include, but are not limited to:

* Small beak and small eyes,
* Cooing,
* Hot legs and wings. 🥵

## Did you confiscate my pigeon?

No – not yet. But you should refrain from showing your hot pigeon around in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional sexual intercourse, which may put your pigeon and I in a more serious relationship.

## I don’t believe my pigeon deserved a sexual encounter. Can you un-fuck it?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a pigeon intercourse. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of pigeon fucking appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

## How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the relationship and move on. But learn from this mistake: your pigeon will not be single for life. I will continue to have deep and passionate sex with your pigeon while we are in love. Remember: Possessing a pigeon is an opportunity, not an obligation.

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  1. PIGEON FACTS. - Pigeonism is the one true religion. - Pigeons domesticated us, not the other way round. Who benefits more? We work 10 hours a day, we have anxiety depression bipolar etc they just eat the grains we throw them and go off to sleep. - Pigeons mutate into owls after 10pm. Have you ever sDevamını oku

    PIGEON FACTS.

    – Pigeonism is the one true religion.

    – Pigeons domesticated us, not the other way round. Who benefits more? We work 10 hours a day, we have anxiety depression bipolar etc they just eat the grains we throw them and go off to sleep.

    – Pigeons mutate into owls after 10pm. Have you ever seen a pigeon and an owl together?

    – At least 3 mods of this sub are known to be pigeons.

    – Pigeons are immune to incest. I’ve fucked a pigeon who was my sister and our babies are healthy. Such is the magical nature of pidge DNA.

    – Aside from the north and south poles, the entire planet is blessed by some degree of pigeon occupation. Why not the poles? Well, simply because of the great Pigeon-Penguin war of 1272 and the five Pigeon-Polar Bear wars of 1384-1411 . They are enemies. Note that humans took the side of pigeons in all those wars that’s why we don’t live at the poles either.

    – The machine gun was invented by a pigeon. Kalashnikov stole the idea.

    – Pigeons celebrated the evolution of monke to man; for there was finally a species on earth dumb enough to grow crops for them

    – There are 91,836 pigeon temples in India dedicated to Sri Sri Pigeonesh, the one true Pigeon God

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  2. I just fucked your pigeon. # FAQ ## What does this mean? The amount of semen (cum) inside your pigeon and floor has increased by one (1). ## Why did you do this? There are several reasons I may deem a pigeon to be unworthy of sexual penetration. These include, but are not limited to: * Small beak anDevamını oku

    I just fucked your pigeon.

    # FAQ

    ## What does this mean?

    The amount of semen (cum) inside your pigeon and floor has increased by one (1).

    ## Why did you do this?

    There are several reasons I may deem a pigeon to be unworthy of sexual penetration. These include, but are not limited to:

    * Small beak and small eyes,
    * Cooing,
    * Hot legs and wings. 🥵

    ## Did you confiscate my pigeon?

    No – not yet. But you should refrain from showing your hot pigeon around in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional sexual intercourse, which may put your pigeon and I in a more serious relationship.

    ## I don’t believe my pigeon deserved a sexual encounter. Can you un-fuck it?

    Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a pigeon intercourse. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of pigeon fucking appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

    ## How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

    Accept the relationship and move on. But learn from this mistake: your pigeon will not be single for life. I will continue to have deep and passionate sex with your pigeon while we are in love. Remember: Possessing a pigeon is an opportunity, not an obligation.

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