I jerked off to myself in the mirror
It started off as a normal jerk off sesh I went to “take a shower”. Which means I would turn on the water to make it seem like I was in there while I stood outside the shower jerking off to porn on my phone and I was getting through it just fine the girl was hot and the camera angle was nice and peachy but then I saw myself in the mirror I admired my muscles and my face (I’m really good looking)
I started to think about how awesome I am and how I’m the best and I deserve everything
And then before I knew it I finished, cleaned up and took an actual shower
I’m sure I have deep mental issues
Lol same
Lol same
Daha az görI did this with pigeons
I did this with pigeons
Daha az görThen pigeons did this to me too, I didn't do shit
Then pigeons did this to me too, I didn’t do shit
Daha az görAmerican psycho
American psycho
Daha az görHomelander
Homelander
Daha az görThat's hot
That’s hot
Daha az görI jewked off to mysewf in da miwwow I jewked off to mysewf in da miwwow It stawted off as a nowmal jewk off sesh I went to “take a showew”. Which means I wouwd tuwn on da watew to make it seem wike I was in dere whiwe I stood outside da showew jewking off to pown on my phone and I was getting fwoughDevamını oku
I jewked off to mysewf in da miwwow
I jewked off to mysewf in da miwwow
It stawted off as a nowmal jewk off sesh I went to “take a showew”. Which means I wouwd tuwn on da watew to make it seem wike I was in dere whiwe I stood outside da showew jewking off to pown on my phone and I was getting fwough it just fine da giwl was hot and da camewa angwe was nice and peachy but den I saw mysewf in da miwwow I admiwed my muscwes and my face (I’m weawwy good wooking)
I stawted to fink about how awesome I am and how I’m da best and I desewve evewyfink
And den befowe I knew it I finished, cweaned up and took an actuaw showew
I’m suwe I have deep mentaw issues
Daha az görAndrew Tate Plays Online Chess I PLAY ONLINE CHESS, AND SOMETIMES I LOSE. IT HUMBLES ME ZERO. YOU MAY BE BETTER THAN ME AT THIS GAME YOU AUTISTIC FUCK BUT IN THE GAME OF LIFE YOU WOULD LOSE TO ME IN EVERY METRIC HUMANS CAN POSSIBLY FATHOM. YOU'RE A NERD CUNT WHO RIGHTFULLY WOULD COWER IN MY PRESENCEDevamını oku
Andrew Tate Plays Online Chess
I PLAY ONLINE CHESS, AND SOMETIMES I LOSE.
IT HUMBLES ME ZERO.
YOU MAY BE BETTER THAN ME AT THIS GAME YOU AUTISTIC FUCK BUT IN THE GAME OF LIFE YOU WOULD LOSE TO ME IN EVERY METRIC HUMANS CAN POSSIBLY FATHOM.
YOU’RE A NERD CUNT WHO RIGHTFULLY WOULD COWER IN MY PRESENCE.
Daha az görhomelander?
homelander?
Daha az görKanye is this you?
Kanye is this you?
Daha az görI’m crying cuz why have I done this before
I’m crying cuz why have I done this before
Daha az görNot the Asshole. In fact, when I masturbate I frequently masturbate to myself. I believe most men who are physically fit and really into their physiques masturbate to themselves. In my opinion, it’s one of the healthiest attitudes one can harbor while they masturbate. It doesn’t make me “narcissistiDevamını oku
Not the Asshole.
In fact, when I masturbate I frequently masturbate to myself. I believe most men who are physically fit and really into their physiques masturbate to themselves.
Daha az görIn my opinion, it’s one of the healthiest attitudes one can harbor while they masturbate. It doesn’t make me “narcissistic” or an egomaniac. I think I have a beautiful, not to mention sexy body and I enjoy touching myself all over and enjoying (or should I coin the phrase “sexually celebrating”) my body and cock.
No, I don’t consider myself “God’s gift” to men or women. I just have a healthy attitude towards my looks. I’m in now way a GQ model. I’m also not the kind of guy who is constantly looking at myself in the mirror in the gym locker room like some other guys do. Most of the time, they are nude and have a semi-hardon. When I see that behavior, it’s not a bad thing at all. It shows me that they are impressed by their own physiques.
a modern narcissus
a modern narcissus
Daha az görYTA where are the pigeons
YTA where are the pigeons
Daha az görAre you a pigeon
Are you a pigeon
Daha az görI do this… does that make me weird/a narcissist? 💀💀
I do this… does that make me weird/a narcissist? 💀💀
Daha az görmost sane reddit mod
most sane reddit mod
Daha az görAutosexuals
Autosexuals
Daha az görNta. Your massive shlong. Your rules.
Nta. Your massive shlong. Your rules.
Daha az görI've taken pictures of myself and nutted to them
I’ve taken pictures of myself and nutted to them
Daha az görAre you a pigeon?
Are you a pigeon?
Daha az görGiga Chad
Giga Chad
Daha az gör