I have a MAJOR fetish for Muscle Man, it’s virtually incontrollable. There’s just something about him that makes him so handsome to me, and I don’t know what it is that makes him so HOT to me. Is it his round, voluptuous body? Is it his rough, manly voice? Is it his flowing locks of hair? It’s so much that if I hear anything that sounds like him, I HAVE to have passionate sex with it. The same goes for anyone as well. I have claimed so many V-Cards for my dear Muscle Man, that I’m the slut of the town, and all I have to do do get knocked up is that they have to look like Muscle Man. I have masturbated to every picture, video, and GIF of him on the internet so many times over that the government had to cut off my internet access. It’s so much that everytime I see Muscle Man’s skin color anywhere I get a massive lady boner and have to cum on it. Every night it’s the same fantasy. I’m on Mordecai and Rigby’s couch getting my ass pounded by Muscle Man’s fat green cock for hours, moaning so much. Before he finishes he says “You know who ELSE I had sex with? MY MOM!!” And then he would cum all over me. When I’m done, my bed is soaked. You would think that rubber wouldn’t soak through, but my Muscle-Man-Green 24 inch dildo would say otherwise. After I clean up, I cry that my dearest is not real and fantasies are for nothing. I know that Muscle Man is in heaven, somewhere, and when I die he can finally have me, and we will raise light green babies together.