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I did the math, I masturbated roughly 12 thousand times in 5 years and lost 25 thousand hours of my life fapping.

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I did the math, I masturbated roughly 12 thousand times in 5 years and lost 25 thousand hours of my life fapping.

I used to masturbate 7 times a day every single day, so in a year that’s 2555 masturbations, 2555×5 which is the amount of years I spent fapping is 12775, now if you multiply that by 120 minutes which is the amount of time my masturbation sessions lasted it’s 1533000 minutes, which is equal to 25 thousand hours.

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  1. It's 25480 if you jacked it 7 times a day 7 days a week you multiply 7 by 7 and that answer by 52 then by 5

    It’s 25480 if you jacked it 7 times a day 7 days a week you multiply 7 by 7 and that answer by 52 then by 5

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  2. Fun fact: at an average of 5ml per ejaculation, that comes out to about 15.9 gallons of cum. Signed, Your Friendly Neighborhood Cum Fetishist

    Fun fact: at an average of 5ml per ejaculation, that comes out to about 15.9 gallons of cum.

    Signed,

    Your Friendly Neighborhood Cum Fetishist

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  3. That's it? That's the copypasta? That was just PORN. I swear to fucking god I will fucking FUCK you, you fucking stupid piece of fucking shit, you think you’re so slick trying to slip in your fucking erotica on over here? Well you know what else is fucking slick? I bet your fucking boypussy is slickDevamını oku

    That’s it? That’s the copypasta? That was just PORN. I swear to fucking god I will fucking FUCK you, you fucking stupid piece of fucking shit, you think you’re so slick trying to slip in your fucking erotica on over here? Well you know what else is fucking slick? I bet your fucking boypussy is slick, all moist after you’ve gooned yourself to your masturbatory, sorry, wad of shit fuck text that you try to pass off as a copypasta. What the fuck is here to copy paste huh? What fucking dumbfuck fuck scenario am I to be in to be copypasting about just straight up fucking sex. Has AskReddit fucking rot your mind so much that the only fucking interesting thing your dehydrated testicle of a brain could come up with is just porn??? What am I suppose to do with this text, there wasnt even anything funny or absurd about it. You just talked about sex, thats it, it’s just fucking sex, it’s just fucking fuck fucking fuck you. HAHAHAHAHA tits HAHAHAHAHA dick HAHAHAHAHA damn, that was so entertaining guys, Im so entertained, god im so entertained right now, im so entertained I might start crying. Hahaha, wouldnt it be funny if I started crying guys? Guys I think that would be real funny, just collapse on the floor and turn into a slobbering mess, just cry it all out, wouldnt that be funny? God I think that would be funny. Yeah that would actually be really funny. You know what, you gave me a real good laugh OP, youre not as bad as I thought. As a thank you for that hearty chuckle, you can impregnate my sister.

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