I am the ball toucher.

I am the ball toucher.

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I will touch your balls.

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Do not attempt to prevent me from touching your balls.

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If you try to stop me, I will touch your balls anyways.

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I do not care about you.

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I only care about balls.

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It is because I care about balls that I will touch your balls.

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All balls deserve to be touched.

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I do not care if your balls are white balls or black balls.

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I will only be angry if you have no balls.

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If you have no balls, I will scream.

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If you have two balls, I will touch both balls.

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Do not be alarmed when I arrive.

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I will do so quietly.

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You will leave your door unlocked.

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You will remain contained within your chamber.

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You will smile while standing still.

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If your door is locked, I will break into your house and touch your balls.

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If you feel fear, I will touch your balls anyways.

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If you scream, I will touch your balls anyways.

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If you call the police, they will not answer.

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My touch is warm.

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My touch is light.

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My touch is wet, but not too wet for your balls.

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Your balls knows who I am.

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I will not touch the inside of the balls.

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I will not influence the conscience of the balls.

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I will only touch the outside of your balls.

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Do not hide your balls.

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If you hide your balls, I will find your balls.

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If I find your balls, I will touch your balls.

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I will never touch you.

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If you touch me, you will scream.

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When I’m done finished touching your balls, I will say “I am finished touching your balls.”

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I will then leave and not return.

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I will not touch anything else in your house.

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When I have departed, it is safe to come out.

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After I have touched your balls, you may continue to use them normally.

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I am the ball toucher.

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I will touch your balls.

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You cannot stop me.

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I am coming to touch your balls.