how come every boring person on tinder

how come every boring person on tinder
claims they love going on adventures
but when i ask if they wanna travel to cambodia to excavate the long lost artifacts of battambang
so we can hold a seance
and summon krasue
the ghost of the girl
who haunts the land
and floats around with her insides out
and eats all the farmers cattle (ah spooky!)
to set her spirit free and prevent a group of local pirates
from finding the artifacts before we do and selling them on the black market
as we infiltrate their base and
shoot em in the face and
give them a taste of our fists
we find out krasue was in on the job and shes the boss what a shyamalan twist
so now we have
to take her down
using the power
of friendship
then we blow the place to smithereens and make it to the copter just in time
and ride off into the sunset
i get blocked