Here is my master plan to destroy capitalism and retore communism into the U.S or the World
1. First i am going to wake up at 3:30 p.m instead of my daily 4 p.m so that i can spend more time here on reddit
2. I am going to increase my time usage on reddit from 5 hrs to 7 Hrs so that i can browse through r/antiwork and read kind stranger comments to fuel my hatred for capitalism.
3. I will start buying 3 more funkopops a month
4. I will quit my job as a dog walker because i don’t want to be a slave to capitalism, this means that i can spend more time on r/antiwork to gather the workers for revolution
5. I will order 300 anti-capitalism clothes from amazon (with my mom’s credit card) so that i can give to the revolutionarys like all of us. (free)
6. I will go onto an archery course or knife stabbing course to prepare to fight the U.S military for the revolution. I will not buy a gun becuase it is loud and the gunpowder smell traumatised me and give me ptsd ( also conservative (nazis) uses them)
7. We will gather at portland to discuss this revolution further more, (please dye your hair purple so i can identify us comrades)
Thank you comrades for reading this list, we will one day get out of our mom’s basement and establish communism and crush the evil capitalism pigs