Guys I am conquering south Sudan

Guys I am taking over south sudan, It will become best country there ever was and we will have massive improvements and lots of nuclear warheads to deal with furries pls invest robux into South sudan VIA obama token.

Obama token is new currency of south sudan and for every Obama token you buy I will send you a roblox girlfriend who loves you (for monthly payments of 875 robux). Obama token is rapidly rising in value and is good investment like south sudan which I am stealing.

South sudan will also have free tanks to destroy other countries infrastructure with because south sudan will not care about other countries unless they are ally to south sudan because only south sudan matters because south sudan best.

South sudan also requires you to pass a vibe check weekly or else you will be banned from south sudan and have your roblox girlfriend repossessed.