OK GUYS THIS IS A STORYTIME. So today, I decided to download and play Genshin Impact (the girls looked cute). I installed this game and OMG the women are HOT!!!! Then I met Mondstadt’s Archon (The god of the city) and it was this SUPER CUTE GIRL!!. She was called Venti and was high-pitched, playful, 100000% my type! Naturally, as a red-blooded heterosexual alpha male, I got hard. I played the storyline for a few hours. Every time she got screen time, I would take several screenshots of her dialogue and animation for future studies. SHE EVEN HAS A DRAGON!!! SHES CUTE AND POWERFUL!!!!! After completing the quests, I visited the wish screen to see if I could get even more cute girls. Then I saw her, the goddess, the queen, VENTI! I immediately needed to get her. Grabbing my credit card, I bought more wishes, which costed my entire life savings of $100. It was worth it, Venti was my favourite girl after all. After 140 wishes, I got her. I was so excited, I went on reddit and joined every subreddit related to her. From that day on, I was a hardcore Venti fan. I put posted pictures of my queen all around my room, wrapped my car with her wallpaper and only bought Venti-sized drinks from starbucks. As all alphas do, I made sure to bust a nut to her at least 5 times every day.
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My life was bliss with Venti around. She was everything I had, my pride and joy. Well, all until recently. I was speaking to my co-workers who also played Genshin Impact. Of course, I had to share with them about my goddess, Venti. So I told them about my c6 (I got 7 copies of her, for you non-gamers), R5 Elegy For The End (the best weapon for her) and my perfect artifact sets (80% cr, 240% cd). But then, they told me Venti was a boy! It turns out that he was not actually a girl, (I didnt notice his lack of booba) but acted like one! I was fooled! That was years of dedicated service, thousands of dollars and countless hours of reddit scrolling and nut busting, ALL WASTED! I could not control myself and broke down. I didn’t care that I was crying in front of my co-workers, or that my boss was watching. My public humiliation could not compare to the grief I felt of knowing this. I had spent half my life telling people all about Venti and my love to him, I now realised how gay that was.
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As a male, I have failed my brothers by simping for a male that looks feminine. I regret my decisions. I will now live out the rest of my life to better myself, by focusing on my true queen, Yae Miko. After my past mistake, I can now identify between males and females and I can proudly say that Yae Miko is a true female. I have spent millions of dollars on her, both in-game and her merch. She truly is, and will always be, better than every other girl and that backstabber Venti. Morale of the story, be careful who you simp for. I have caught whispers of another false female, Astolfo. Men who are new to this simping community, beware of him. Do not fall into the trap that I fell in for Venti. Thank you for reading and make sure to beat to your favourite waifu.
least insane genshin impact player
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Daha az görSomeone say something about FEMBOYS in G*nshin Impact? I may have to try this game out
Someone say something about FEMBOYS in G*nshin Impact? I may have to try this game out
Daha az görOK GUYS THIS IS A STORYTIME. So today, I decided to download and play Genshin Impact (the girls looked cute). I installed this game and OMG the women are HOT!!!! Then I met Mondstadt's Archon (The god of the city) and it was this SUPER CUTE GIRL!!. She was called Venti and was high-pitched, playful,Devamını oku
OK GUYS THIS IS A STORYTIME. So today, I decided to download and play Genshin Impact (the girls looked cute). I installed this game and OMG the women are HOT!!!! Then I met Mondstadt’s Archon (The god of the city) and it was this SUPER CUTE GIRL!!. She was called Venti and was high-pitched, playful, 100000% my type! Naturally, as a red-blooded heterosexual alpha male, I got hard. I played the storyline for a few hours. Every time she got screen time, I would take several screenshots of her dialogue and animation for future studies. SHE EVEN HAS A DRAGON!!! SHES CUTE AND POWERFUL!!!!! After completing the quests, I visited the wish screen to see if I could get even more cute girls. Then I saw her, the goddess, the queen, VENTI! I immediately needed to get her. Grabbing my credit card, I bought more wishes, which costed my entire life savings of $100. It was worth it, Venti was my favourite girl after all. After 140 wishes, I got her. I was so excited, I went on reddit and joined every subreddit related to her. From that day on, I was a hardcore Venti fan. I put posted pictures of my queen all around my room, wrapped my car with her wallpaper and only bought Venti-sized drinks from starbucks. As all alphas do, I made sure to bust a nut to her at least 5 times every day.
My life was bliss with Venti around. She was everything I had, my pride and joy. Well, all until recently. I was speaking to my co-workers who also played Genshin Impact. Of course, I had to share with them about my goddess, Venti. So I told them about my c6 (I got 7 copies of her, for you non-gamers), R5 Elegy For The End (the best weapon for her) and my perfect artifact sets (80% cr, 240% cd). But then, they told me Venti was a boy! It turns out that he was not actually a girl, (I didnt notice his lack of booba) but acted like one! I was fooled! That was years of dedicated service, thousands of dollars and countless hours of reddit scrolling and nut busting, ALL WASTED! I could not control myself and broke down. I didn’t care that I was crying in front of my co-workers, or that my boss was watching. My public humiliation could not compare to the grief I felt of knowing this. I had spent half my life telling people all about Venti and my love to him, I now realised how gay that was.
As a male, I have failed my brothers by simping for a male that looks feminine. I regret my decisions. I will now live out the rest of my life to better myself, by focusing on my true queen, Yae Miko. After my past mistake, I can now identify between males and females and I can proudly say that Yae Miko is a true female. I have spent millions of dollars on her, both in-game and her merch. She truly is, and will always be, better than every other girl and that backstabber Venti. Morale of the story, be careful who you simp for. I have caught whispers of another false female, Astolfo. Men who are new to this simping community, beware of him. Do not fall into the trap that I fell in for Venti. Thank you for reading and make sure to beat to your favourite waifu.
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