OK so there was this one time I got so horny so I Googled up on the best alternative lubes possible. I clicked on a edit link showing a tier list of all the best lubes. At top 1 was baby’s shampoo and hell im not using that shit. Second one on the list was Aloe Vera and I decided on using that. My mom saw me cutting out her Aloe Vera plants and grounded me for a week. Fuck you Aloe Vera. The third item on the list was Petrolium jelly and I luckily have that on my shelf. So I tried to nut but my duck became sticky. I tried to wash it off but I came for about ten times cleaning it off. I will never use Petrolium jelly ever again.