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Okay, so by this point we’re all aware of the best female Pokémon for compatibility but what would it’s male counterpart be? In other words, which male Pokémon has the best cock for humans? The answer may shock you. A common misconception would be that one male vaporeon is the answer; however, allow me to enlighten you with the truth.
Flareon? Now hold on a second, I know what you’re gonna say about it. Flareon was purposely designed to be terrible, in terms of battle. GameFreak had to find a way to make up for its lake of moves and subpar stats, so why not give it a perfect dick? but they didn’t stop there, with its height and weight being similar to vaporeons, flareons dick wouldn’t be to big nor too small. Capable of knowing all the mood enhancing moves as vaporeon, flareon is just as able to get any partner feeling aroused. while it’s stamina and HP stats are lower than most others, flareon ha s a way to make up for it. Like vaporeons water absorb, flareon has flame absorb, meaning that it could essentially recover from its partners natural heat. As long as you’re aroused, flareon will keep going. A key part in a good sexual experience is the motion in the ocean. With its high attack, stats each thrust would feel perfect, considering that the power of physical moves is determined by attack stats. One thing that many people overlook is the after-sex part. With its soft, warm fluff and ideal size and weight, flareon makes the perfect post intercourse cuddles. Also being able to be taught the moves rest, flareon can be fully recovered if you’re up for some morning fun time.
While Flareons are submissive and breedable, if needed flareon can be rough and dominant. Flareons can reach an inner body tempature of 1,650 degrees Fahrenheit, using its internal flames sac. Combine that with its powerful thrusts and you’ll be in for a steamy good time
Lastly it’s important to go over potential counter arguments, such as make vaporeons. To start off a water-based lubrication isn’t ideal, as it would dry out quickly. While vaporeon can naturally produce its own water, its supply is not limitless. Vaporeons would need to be refilled quite often, which could be time consuming and exhausting. Any old water doesn’t work either, the water would need to be pure and filtered, which can get costly. Chemicals and other substances within the water could carry over into vaporeons body making the risk of infection increased. With Flareons these are nit problems, as it was already given the perfect dick size by the Nintendo Gods themselves, no lubrication would be necessary. Another problem with vaporeons is its lower attack stats, it just wouldn’t feel the same as comapred to Flareons. Finally, after-sex cuddles, a vital part of the sexual experience. Would be cold, wet and uncomfortable. While female vaporeon still reign superior, Flareons far outclass any Pokémon when it comes to male compatibility with humans.

Thus, in this regard, we recognize the best compatibility of all Pokémon, but what is men? In other words, what is the best disease for men? The prevailing misunderstanding means that a man’s vapour is answerable. But let me try to persuade them in fact.
Secondly, I know that you will speak. The purpose is not conceivable in terms of fighting. Why should he not be left with perfect difficulties, why he would not be able to find how to make the lake or down? However, they did not stop there, their high intensity and weight were similar to vapour, and the head of the garage were not large or small. You can know the improvement of all flora and fauna. The Liberation Organization is also able to become any partner. Anti-competitive and maimistic statistics are lower than most others, while whites are the remedies. Like evaporation of water, the flammant essentially means that it can be recovered from natural heat partners. Even if you are to come. The important part of good experience is maritime movement. As the high number of attacks has become a perfect sense, and given that the power of the actual movement is determined by the attack statistics. Many believe that adults are adults. A perfect post-trajection has been replicated due to softness, warming and desired scales and reoccupation. In addition, if you are able to provide a luncheon to other movements, the defect can be completely recovered.
Statements were then, but, if necessary, Flaron could be a caution and ownership. The use of internal fires can reach an internal temperature of 1,5°enheit. You will be a good moment when you have a very strong impetus.
Finally, the argument that might exist, such as vapour, must be overcome. It is not ideal because it will begin immediately the downturn. Steam is naturally able to produce your own water, but the supply is not restricted. Steam should be filled very frequently, and it could be expanded and released. Long water and water should be patienced and should not be filtered. Costs may be high. Transport can be transported in vapour institutions by increasing the risk of infection, chemical substances and other water riots. These issues are abductions and dissidents, as he has already been making a good scale for his ancestral cemeteries. Because of the decrease in the number of attacks, the problem of polio will be only burned. Finally, it is an important component of sexual experience. Cod, Wit and No welcoming. From any Pokémon of the class, men are compatible with humanity, although women are still at a high level of hardship.