Found on royalroad, wonder if that has been posted before

Heh, you fool. Did you not know the class wizard, only obtained by the high requirement of being a virgin for thirty years, evolves to grand wizard if you are fourty AND still meeting the requirements?!? My magical prowess if far beyond your capabilities! My passive ability, evolved to accamadate my code specialization, called [Power of Ages], boosts my stats and abilities by how much reddit karma I have, and I was one of the first people to create an account! The karma I’ve gained ascends those of mere mortals, turning a single target spell into a nuclear AOE! EVERYONE IN THE COMMENT STRAND IS AFFECTED! YOU SHOULD HAVE NEVER ANGERED A WIZARD, ESPECIALLY ON A SATURDAY! DEATH TO YOU ALL!
Your foolish ways could never conquor my ancient arts. I have mastered techniques both new and old. I have once this foolish engagement. Amen.