I love my neck. I enjoy having a healthy neck. I’m a regular person who doesn’t have much in their life. All I have is a good neck. My neck is so wonderful that I cannot picture what life is like without my brilliant neck. I take good care of it every day. I wash it, I massage it, I always sleep in a perfect position to make sure my neck don’t get hurt. Everything was going well with me and my neck.
But today, something terrible happened.
I saw this image. A weird image. It is rotated. It’s not in the correct position. I cannot view this image well like this. So I tilted my head. I shouldn’t have done that. I REALLY, REALLY shouldn’t have done that. I should have just rotated my cellphone instead.
I broke my neck. My beautiful neck. My precious, beloved neck. I couldn’t believe it. Is it a dream? A nightmare? This can’t be reality. I loved my neck so much and it just… broke, just like that. I will never recover from this. Never.
If only, if only the image was not rotated.