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Essay on why humanity was lost the moment the dawm of reddit came

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**Introduction**

See the concept of reddit is pretty cool. Some of those subreddits are pretty fun like r/space, r/nature, r/architecture etc. It’s the Redditors themselves that make me want to jump out of a five-story building.

Basically, the idea of reddit: Yeah 😀

Users of Reddit: Nooohohoohoo : ᗡ

And it’s that Redditors are egotistical and predictable as **fuck**. Let me go more on about the keyword “predictability ” 

**The redditor complex** 

Before I continue my argument I have to confess something. I have a super-power **\*drum roll\***……. *I can read peoples fucking minds.* Specifically, the minds of redditors.

The Redditors complex’ Symptoms include:

\- Acts like an expert at any given topic when in reality is totally clueless

\- Thinks basic human traits make them unique

\- Genuinely believe they’re above everyone: Like they’re the type of person to go to r/unpopular opinion and say: “Anti-Vaxx moms bad” like no shit sherlock **THAT IS A POPULAR OPINION**. And the comments are just cancer (Take my upvote brave soldier, I wish more people felt this way! Agreed! Based and red pilled! \[If you showed this to the US President in 1976 and said this is how people are gonna behave, he probably would have nuked everyone including himself\].

\-“Oh, aren’t I different…”

\- Takes any chance they get to look smart

\- Unable to take criticism or admit they’re wrong

\- Argues over anything, like you could start off with “So you guys prefer Fries with ketchup or mayonnaise?” and 5 minutes later you see it has turned into a debate whether it is ok to lower the age of consent 

*We Redditors sure are special and unique!* 

**Humour** 

Would you believe me if seeing the same meme template, the same comments, the same jokes over and over and over and over again…. ***ISN’T ACTUALLY FUNNY*** 

They are all the same. Redditors are literally the NPC characters they make fun of. I mean it’s not like all their jokes and memes are practically identical except with a small deviation. 

*No. Redditors make some of the best unique clever jokes on the internet and they need you and other social media platforms to know that.* 

The same 50 template memes, the same 50 screenshots, A screenshot from a social media platform that isn’t reddit and let us not forget the trendy meme that will die in a week \[This is literally the entirety of reddit humour\] funny part is when someone actually calls you out for it redditors either act like they’re gatekeeping comedy or like they’re the messiah’s of humor and speak on everyone’s behalf and what’s funny or not.

**No it’s just an opinion people are just calling you out for this repetitive shit that we could avoid if we wanted too.**

And then there’s people who call everything unfunny just to appear superior to everyone else and the only way redditors can find validation in their life is through these orange arrows. And again new redditors are just as same as the old ones:

*Old redditor vocabulary:* thanks for the gold kind stranger, burn it with fire, username checks out! Doggo funny…

*New redditors vocabulary:* epic, gamer, pewdipie, off, karen, minecraft, nice

Hmhm no. Not the same. At all, no.

**Ignorance** 

You know that memes die really fast and it’s because reddit loves to exploit these memes to their bones for karma-farming and then point to other social-media platforms as if they didn’t do it. It’s also funny that reddit seems to make fun of all the incels and neckbeards and racists on 4chan when in reality *they’re all the fucking same*. 

**Conclusion**

 In Conclusion Redditors have a god-complex considering every possiblle field know to mankind, be it humour, the sciences, maths, history and politics. They claim everything that isn’t they’re own to be their own. They’re loosers in real life because they’ll say F when the cat of a friend dies. And when you call them out for doing irritating stuff they just straight up ignore you and go on as if it’s okay to be annoying to other people. Ofcourse not every redditor is like that and if you find yourself kind of understanding what I mean by this essay that gives me hope for the human race. And yes the reddit-hate train can be also annoying after people are gonna sheep everything I say (**LIKE A REDDITOR**). There are cool people and cool subreddits *BUT I* couldn’t find them in my case.

All in all it has massive mental effects on the brain which may or may not be reversible. Therefore it is to be concluded that deleting reddit is the best possible solution one can do. 

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