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Dolphin Pussy Jelly™️

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Yani dişi yunusların, erkek bir yunusun tekrar tekrar boşalmasını sağlayan vajinal salgıları vardır. Bu noktadan sonra bu salgılara “Dolphin Pussy Jelly” adını vereceğim. Bilim adamları “kutsal bok gibiydi, ahbap bunu test etmeliyiz. Bilirsin, bilim için.” Böylece bilim adamları, söz konusu Dolphin Pussy Jelly’den bir örnek topladılar ve bir test primatına sahip oldular. Erkek primatın penisine sürünerek arkalarına yaslanıp şovu izlediler. Şimdi görüyorsun, işe yaradı. Ama biraz fazla iyi çalıştı. Maymun kalp krizi geçirdi çünkü tüm enerjisini sikişmek için kullandı. Bunun ticari bir ürün olduğu bir dünyada yaşamak istiyorum. “Biliyor musun, ölmek istiyorum ve bu konuda ne yapacağımı biliyorum” demek istiyorum. Yerel marketime gidebileceğim, bir şişe “Smucker’s Dolphin Pussy Jelly” alabileceğim bir dünyada yaşamak istiyorum ve kendimi ölümüne boşalayım.

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  1. As soon as I read the title, I knew this was gonna be a banger

    As soon as I read the title, I knew this was gonna be a banger

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  2. Ah yes, the fragment of the dolphin copypasta that i had to stumble upon on a Swords and Sandals ad.

    Ah yes, the fragment of the dolphin copypasta that i had to stumble upon on a Swords and Sandals ad.

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  3. Gordon Ramsay hands you a plate of salmussy wyd?

    Gordon Ramsay hands you a plate of salmussy wyd?

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  4. Don’t make me fact check this Edit: I hate you all

    Don’t make me fact check this

    Edit: I hate you all

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  5. I just recently told you about my brand new Dyson vacuum cleaner Well, it's really funny because... My girlfriend is pissed off at me, she "caught" me again last night with the Dyson vacuum cleaner as she says I actually only wanted to vacuum up the dust and lint in the bedroom under our shared bed,Devamını oku

    I just recently told you about my brand new Dyson vacuum cleaner
    Well, it’s really funny because…
    My girlfriend is pissed off at me, she “caught” me again last night with the Dyson vacuum cleaner as she says
    I actually only wanted to vacuum up the dust and lint in the bedroom under our shared bed, but then I somehow stumbled and *zip* my schlong-dong was already sucked into the pipe I didn’t resist because you had the suction power can be set on the Dyson vacuum cleaner. Well as I mentioned it was a domestic accident, most accidents happen at home, my girlfriend didn’t understand that. She’s on her way to work now and I’m considering vacuuming the carpet in the hallway properly.

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  6. This sub seems to have a thing for marine life huh?

    This sub seems to have a thing for marine life huh?

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  7. I wish I'm reincarnated as a dolphin(male) when I die.

    I wish I’m reincarnated as a dolphin(male) when I die.

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  8. If you or someone you know is contemplating suicide, please reach out. You can find help at a National Suicide Prevention Lifeline USA: 18002738255 US Crisis textline: 741741 text HOME United Kingdom: 116 123 Trans Lifeline (877-565-8860) Others: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_Devamını oku

    If you or someone you know is contemplating suicide, please reach out. You can find help at a National Suicide Prevention Lifeline

    USA: 18002738255
    US Crisis textline: 741741 text HOME

    United Kingdom: 116 123

    Trans Lifeline (877-565-8860)

    Others: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines

    https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org

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