Yani dişi yunusların, erkek bir yunusun tekrar tekrar boşalmasını sağlayan vajinal salgıları vardır. Bu noktadan sonra bu salgılara “Dolphin Pussy Jelly” adını vereceğim. Bilim adamları “kutsal bok gibiydi, ahbap bunu test etmeliyiz. Bilirsin, bilim için.” Böylece bilim adamları, söz konusu Dolphin Pussy Jelly’den bir örnek topladılar ve bir test primatına sahip oldular. Erkek primatın penisine sürünerek arkalarına yaslanıp şovu izlediler. Şimdi görüyorsun, işe yaradı. Ama biraz fazla iyi çalıştı. Maymun kalp krizi geçirdi çünkü tüm enerjisini sikişmek için kullandı. Bunun ticari bir ürün olduğu bir dünyada yaşamak istiyorum. “Biliyor musun, ölmek istiyorum ve bu konuda ne yapacağımı biliyorum” demek istiyorum. Yerel marketime gidebileceğim, bir şişe “Smucker’s Dolphin Pussy Jelly” alabileceğim bir dünyada yaşamak istiyorum ve kendimi ölümüne boşalayım.
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If you or someone you know is contemplating suicide, please reach out. You can find help at a National Suicide Prevention Lifeline
USA: 18002738255
US Crisis textline: 741741 text HOME
United Kingdom: 116 123
Trans Lifeline (877-565-8860)
Others: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines
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