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Do NOT have hot sex!!!

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DO NOT HAVE HOT SEX!!! I REPEAT!!! DO NOT HAVE HOT SEX!!!

My wife and I had sex, like really hot sex. Like super incredibly hot sex, like really really hot sex, the sex was so hot! But I think it was too hot! Don’t get me wrong, I’d love to have sex that hot again, because it was so hot. She did that thing with her tongue, and I did that thing with my penis. But the sex was way too hot! She told me she was pregnant the next day! Then she gave birth 7 months later, I always thought it took 9 months but it was probably sped up by how hot the sex was! What’s worse, THE BABY WAS BURNED! It was sort of brown! The doctor held the baby and just gave us a skeptical look, I was confused and my wife seemed concerned. The baby was burned by how hot the sex was! DO NOT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE I DID WITH MY WIFE, DO NOT HAVE HOT SEX OR THE BABY WILL BE BURNED!!!

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  1. The baby wasn’t finished yet. Gotta put it back in.

    The baby wasn’t finished yet. Gotta put it back in.

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  2. ok so I am ultimately PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW because my STUPID INSENSITIVE BIGOT OF A SCIENCE TEACHER WONT COVER THE SKELETON IN OUR CLASSROOM!!!! ive told him THOUSANDS of TIMES that i have severe anxiety from sans and ive actually developed ptsd from the sans fight and i have to carry an inhaler eveDevamını oku

    ok so I am ultimately PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW because my STUPID INSENSITIVE BIGOT OF A SCIENCE TEACHER WONT COVER THE SKELETON IN OUR CLASSROOM!!!! ive told him THOUSANDS of TIMES that i have severe anxiety from sans and ive actually developed ptsd from the sans fight and i have to carry an inhaler everywhere i go now because when i see bones or the color blue i start hyperventilating because of panic then if I don’t take my inhaler it turns into a ptsd episode and i already had to be sent home 3 TIMES BECAUSE THE SKELETON IN MY SCIENCE CLASS TRIGGERED ME!!!! AND HE WONT COVER IT!!!!!!! like????? i dont know what to do ive tried talking about it to the councilor but they said my condition isnt real???? like um YEAH IT IS??? i would know??????????? cause I wake up screaming and in tears each night because i have a recurring nightmare where SANS TELLS ME IM GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME THEN HAS THE FUCKING DECENCY TO TO TELL ME IVE DIED 10 TIMES, AND THAT I HAVE NO FRIENDS!!!! YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT FUCKING TRIGGERS ME???????? and it just PISSES ME OFF how the school CARE THST I AM ON THR BRINK OF OFING BECAUSE OF THIS!!!!!!!!!

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  3. So I don’t know, but I think the sex was hot

    So I don’t know, but I think the sex was hot

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  4. Thank you for putting an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this, it was marked NSFW. This means I didn't have to start furiously masturbating. The people on the train didn't give me strange looks and weren't saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phoDevamını oku

    Thank you for putting an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this, it was marked NSFW. This means I didn’t have to start furiously masturbating. The people on the train didn’t give me strange looks and weren’t saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw the NSFW tag. You prevented a whole train of men from masturbating together at this one image because you marked this post as NSFW. Thank you, it could have happened this if you had not tagged this post NSFW.

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  5. Do NOT have hot sex!!! DO NOT HAVE HOT SEX!!! I REPEAT!!! DO NOT HAVE HOT SEX!!! My wife and I had sex, like really hot sex. Like super incredibly hot sex, like really really hot sex, the sex was so hot! But I think it was too hot! Don't get me wrong, I'd love to have sex that hot again, because itDevamını oku

    Do NOT have hot sex!!!

    DO NOT HAVE HOT SEX!!! I REPEAT!!! DO NOT HAVE HOT SEX!!!

    My wife and I had sex, like really hot sex. Like super incredibly hot sex, like really really hot sex, the sex was so hot! But I think it was too hot! Don’t get me wrong, I’d love to have sex that hot again, because it was so hot. She did that thing with her tongue, and I did that thing with my penis. But the sex was way too hot! She told me she was pregnant the next day! Then she gave birth 7 months later, I always thought it took 9 months but it was probably sped up by how hot the sex was! What’s worse, THE BABY WAS BURNED! It was sort of brown! The doctor held the baby and just gave us a skeptical look, I was confused and my wife seemed concerned. The baby was burned by how hot the sex was! DO NOT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE I DID WITH MY WIFE, DO NOT HAVE HOT SEX OR THE BABY WILL BE BURNED!!!

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  6. How to have hot sex 1. Drink molotov cocktail 2. Hot sex

    How to have hot sex

    1. Drink molotov cocktail
    2. Hot sex

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