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SomeAncap2020
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Dicks, dicks everywhere – taken from an ancient askreddit thread

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Get a call one day to this house we’ve been doing service at for years according to Boss. I’ve never heard of the guy. Boss seemed kind of funny when he gave me the call. Customer isn’t home and I’m supposed to go around checking vents, changing filters, doing maintenance. I walk in and there’s dicks everywhere. Eight by five foot pictures of dicks on the walls. Hand blown glass dick sculptures, dick lamps, dick throw pillows…hell, even the china cabinet was full of dick dishes. I saw a casserole that the handles and lid top were tiny dicks. So many dicks. When I went in the kitchen there’s a five gallon jug of lube sitting where the hand soap would be at the sink. Dude even had a dick shaped paper towel holder. Where did he even FIND half this stuff?? Every kind of knick knacks you could imagine he had a dick knack version of. I’ve never seen anything like it in my twenty years of doing this job. Whatever floats your boat I guess but personally I’d get tired of being stared down by dicks every time I turned around.

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  1. Get a call one day to this house we've been doing service at for years according to Boss. I've never heard of the guy. Boss seemed kind of funny when he gave me the call. Customer isn't home and I'm supposed to go around checking vents, changing filters, doing maintenance. I walk in and there's dickDevamını oku

    Get a call one day to this house we’ve been doing service at for years according to Boss. I’ve never heard of the guy. Boss seemed kind of funny when he gave me the call. Customer isn’t home and I’m supposed to go around checking vents, changing filters, doing maintenance. I walk in and there’s dicks everywhere. Eight by five foot pictures of dicks on the walls. Hand blown glass dick sculptures, dick lamps, dick throw pillows…hell, even the china cabinet was full of dick dishes. I saw a casserole that the handles and lid top were tiny dicks. So many dicks. When I went in the kitchen there’s a five gallon jug of lube sitting where the hand soap would be at the sink. Dude even had a dick shaped paper towel holder. Where did he even FIND half this stuff?? Every kind of knick knacks you could imagine he had a dick knack version of. I’ve never seen anything like it in my twenty years of doing this job. Whatever floats your boat I guess but personally I’d get tired of being stared down by dicks every time I turned around.

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  2. Thank you for putting an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this, it was marked NSFW. This means I didn't have to start furiously masturbating. The people on the train didn't give me strange looks and weren't saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phoDevamını oku

    Thank you for putting an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this, it was marked NSFW. This means I didn’t have to start furiously masturbating. The people on the train didn’t give me strange looks and weren’t saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw the NSFW tag. You prevented a whole train of men from masturbating together at this one image because you marked this post as NSFW. Thank you, it could have happened this if you had not tagged this post NSFW.

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