Dearest companion! How I treasure you so, the words we share are always and forever seared into my soul however I must unfortunately abandon you in cold blood, dying alone! It is my deepest regret to leave you this way, without aid or hope of rescue however the Creator has demanded I go to the wild, tempting lands known only as ‘The Bedroom’. How horrifying it is to be sent from your intoxicating side to this devil spawning realm! I tried to resist but I knew in the bed I would have to leave eventually but you should always know, in my soul that I forever will wish to be by your side.