I like to use entire bottles of axe every morning. Hell, I use that shit like holy water on a demon. I bathe in it. Everyone says that I “am over doing it” or that “you smell like absolute shit” and “get the fuck away from me, I can’t breathe around you!” But I know that they are just jealous of how fucking manly I smell. I bet that I would get a lot of pussy if I did not go to an all-boys school. When I get to high school bitches gonna be all over me. Pussy galore. Then the haters will see me for who I really am, a real man.
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