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Average Spirit Airlines Flight

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I’ve never flown Spirit, but based on the extensive research I’ve done exclusively on Reddit about them, I imagine the boarding process is you walking through a group of flight attendants who all say some variation of “Thank you for flying Spirit….” a few spit on you, while one opens your $7 water you bought in the airport and spit and/or snot rocket into it, return it opened and throw the cap violently onto the floor, “…Fuck you, poor bitch!” Then they give you double middle fingers and then flight attendants try to slap your carry on out of your hands.

Then they follow you to your seat telling you your carry-on is “probably too big, are you sure you don’t want to pay $69 to upgrade to the bigger carry-on package?” When you get there and it fits easily and you finally sit, they fart in your face, give you the double fingers again and say, “Enjoy the turbulence, god made it because he specifically hates you; also your Mom’s a hoe.” They hand you your complimentary screaming baby before they pick their nose and rub their boogery hand on the other seats on the way back to continue with the boarding procedure.

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  1. a house for that I'm afraid of the kind of what happened, and fell, and shit

    a house for that I’m afraid of the kind of what happened, and fell, and shit

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  2. He never had a spiritual spirit, but was based on extensive research, explained that the process of managing a group of people who speak about several variations of the whole. Through many ghosts". It opens to the airport, and despite the fact that the rocket, open and ejects a violent attack on theDevamını oku

    He never had a spiritual spirit, but was based on extensive research, explained that the process of managing a group of people who speak about several variations of the whole. Through many ghosts”. It opens to the airport, and despite the fact that the rocket, open and ejects a violent attack on the ground, “they surrendered a double finger, and then attempt to force a load to the two participants.

    At that time, they want to pay $69 to improve the package. When there and you are easily and at the end of the seat, you’re going to the face, then you’re going to the palce and ‘friend, God makes you particularly hateful, and you’re going to your mother.” Prior to the election of his nosa, they will free the cows and disperse their hand in other places to continue the procedure of ubrani.

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  3. Credit goes to [this thread](https://old.reddit.com/r/ConvenientCop/comments/qzpt2s/usa_angry_woman_smacks_the_phone_out_of_the_hands/hlpfzb6/)