I believe I am in the top 1% for inteligence.
I have been watching Rick and Morty for quite a few years. I understood every single joke most of which are subtle and would go over the typical viewers head.
On top of that I have always used reddit and NEVER TikTok.
I am incredibly inteligent which is evident because of my unanimous interests and how I am always downvoted for disagreeing with the reddit hivemind.
I often make subtle references to High IQ culture such as WHOLESOME 100 and Wubalubadubdub so I can see who else is a higher level thinker like I am. Usually all the people in the room look at me funny because they do not understand my advanced humour.
Much like geniuses such as Einstein and Winton Churchill I get atrocious grades in school and cannot understand math. While my normy tiktoker vegan friend gets better grades. He is educated but not smart. I always make flawless high IQ arguments against his veganism such as “Plants have feelings too” which make his look at me with that look of awe everybody else does when they realise how truly smart I am.
TL:DR I am truly an asset to reddits (or should i say keanu!!) army because of my incredible smartness.
For those who do not believe me I took an IQ test and it said that I am in the top 99% because “In a room full of 1000 people i would be smarter than 9 of them.”
Well said, fellow extremely intelligent redditor
Well said, fellow extremely intelligent redditor
Daha az görI keep saying "we basically live already in the world of Idiocracy" and people love it. I also disagree with every popular opinion because I know better. The fact that I understand how dumb everybody else is, is already proving how smart I are.
I keep saying “we basically live already in the world of Idiocracy” and people love it. I also disagree with every popular opinion because I know better. The fact that I understand how dumb everybody else is, is already proving how smart I are.
Daha az görBut are you in the top 1% of pigeon fuckers on this god awful site?
But are you in the top 1% of pigeon fuckers on this god awful site?
Daha az görbut pidgeussy where
but pidgeussy where
Daha az görYou think you're smart, but you're a dumbass. You think that you're superior, yet you aren't fucking crows. What an hypocrite.
You think you’re smart, but you’re a dumbass. You think that you’re superior, yet you aren’t fucking crows. What an hypocrite.
Daha az görHe just like me frfr
He just like me frfr
Daha az görElnee moment
Elnee moment
Daha az göras the old saying go,Wubalubadubdub my man
as the old saying go,Wubalubadubdub my man
Daha az görOMG HOW DARE YOU DISS THE BEST LIVE ACTION FEATURE FILM OF OUR GENERATION!??!? (MORBIUS) MORBIUS RELEASED ON APRIL 1ST HAS MADE OVER MORBILLION DOLLORS AND SHOOK THE ENTIRETY OF CINEMATIC HISTORY FOREVER, GENERATIONS MORBILLION YEARS INTO THE FUTURE WILL STILL REMEMBER THIS ABSOLUTE MORHEAVEN SEND ODevamını oku
OMG HOW DARE YOU DISS THE BEST LIVE ACTION FEATURE FILM OF OUR GENERATION!??!? (MORBIUS) MORBIUS RELEASED ON APRIL 1ST HAS MADE OVER MORBILLION DOLLORS AND SHOOK THE ENTIRETY OF CINEMATIC HISTORY FOREVER, GENERATIONS MORBILLION YEARS INTO THE FUTURE WILL STILL REMEMBER THIS ABSOLUTE MORHEAVEN SEND OF A LIVE ACTION MORBIFILM AND MORBAL AT THE AMAZING JOB MORVAL STUDIOS HAD ON MORCREATING THIS MORVILOUS MORSTERPIECE, I HAVE SPENT ALL MY LIFE SAVINGS ON MORBIUS MERCHANDISE AND I FREQUENTLY SOB MYSELF TO SLEEP KNOWING I WILL NOT HAVE THE MORB AND PRIVILEGE OF FEASTING MY UNMORBWORTHY EYES UPON EVEN 0.001 NANOSECONDS OF THIS MORBULOUS MORSTERPIECE AGAIN, I ALSO FREQUENTLY CAUSE RIOTS AND TANTRUMS OVER THE FACT THE MID-KOPOP REFUSED TO CREATE A MORBIUS FUNKO POP, (NOT THAT THE MORBIUS FILM EVEN NEEDS ONE TO BE AS GLORIOUS AND SUCCESFUL AS IT TRULY IS CURRENTLY) I HAVE WET DREAMS OVER MORB THINKING ABOUT THIS MORBSEND OF A MORBFILM. I HAVE MEMORIZED EVERY LINE OF DIALOG, SCENE, CHARACTERS, EASTER EGGS, POST CREDIT SCENES, ACTORS, PLOT, STORYLINE, AND MORB KNOWS HOW MUCH ELSE, I THINK ABOUT THIS MORB FILM EVERY SECOND OF MY LIFE TO THE POINT WHERE I AM UNFULLFILLED WITH MORB-XISTENCE IF I DONT WATCH MORBIUS WHILE EATING MY MORBIUS CEREAL AND WEARING MY MORBIUS UNDERWEAR. WHILE HAVING INTERCOURCE WITH MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER I FREQUENTLY YELL “ITS MORBIN TIME” AS I FURIOUSLY EJACULATE ALL OVER THEM TO THE POINT THAT THEY HAVE LEFT ME AND MOVED OUT, BUT I DO NOT CARE AS THIS GIVES ME ROOM IN THE BED TO STORE MORE OF MY MORBIUS MERCHANDISE, OVERALL I RATE THIS MORBIUS MORBVILOUS FILM A MORBILLION OUT OF 10 AND SHAME ON YOU FOR EVER DISRESPECTING THIS MORBILLION DOLLAR IDEA FROM MORVEL STUDIOS!!!
Daha az görJokes on you, as a redditor I believe I’m in the bottom 0.1% of IQ
Jokes on you, as a redditor I believe I’m in the bottom 0.1% of IQ
Daha az görIf you dont fuck pidgeons you are average young british woman with iq of 58
If you dont fuck pidgeons you are average young british woman with iq of 58
Daha az görSo, you have finally achieved the intelligence of Sir Gideon Ofnir.
So, you have finally achieved the intelligence of Sir Gideon Ofnir.
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