“Cringe,” you say to the teenage dream stan on Twitter. You lean back into your gaming chair and smirk as you sense them falling to their knees like a Naruto character. Then, suddenly, you hear footsteps behind you. You turn around from your monitor, and the room is filled with blinding light. it’s Dream himself. “Wha– guh– buh–” you stutter, as he removes his mask and puts his hand on your shoulder. “I’ve come to thank you,” Dream says, voice reverberating so hard that it shakes the ground. “You just eradicated all of my Stans with one word. I am forever in your debt. You will be the fifth hunter. And here is your ticket to the Dream SMP. I shall never forget the great justice you have done me.” He dissipates into thin air and you weep tears of joy at your final victory against Dream Stans.