So, I had some bad food last night and got sick. My wife has repeatedly requested that when I take a shit, to do so in the toilet. There are a few reasons why this is tough and I refuse.
For one, I might have just been there (which was in fact the case last night. Piss and shit shouldn’t be mixed). 2, It’s a tough position to get in if you are about to take a dump and 3, clean up is actually tougher. I always just shit up in the sink, and I did so last night.. I also cleaned it spotless afterwards with lysol, It looks better than before and is way cleaner than before. Her problem is that now she thinks it’s gross for her to use that sink. I say that it’s equally gross for me to try to position myself in our small bathroom to shit in the toilet that I was just peeing in. Sorry for the great topic, but anyway, AITA for refusing this request and using the sink instead?