Title sounds kind of….ehh but hear me out.
My wife and I have been married for 6 years, like any married couple, we share everything, EVERYTHING. however, me being naturally a private person I just don’t like it when someone invades my private space..the bathroom for instance.
Let me just say that I take my time when answering nature’s call. I just go in with my phone and do my thing. Recently, my wife started barging in randomly for no good reason. It freaks me out and also makes me feel stressed and anxious because my private space is constantly invaded. I don’t get why she does.she’d barge in whenever I’m in there, tajes a look around for a whole minute then slowly walks out. I told her how I felt about this and she brushed me off saying “you have nothing to hide, why are you so worried about me walking in randomly?”.
I’ve had enough and decided I needed a way to kerp her out since she has taken off the lock. One thing my wife hates about me is my farting, she absolutely hates the smell and says it’s disgusting so what I started doing is that everytime I’m in the bathroom and she barges in, I fart…like really loudly and produce a really (according to her) nasty smell. It worked because once she hears the sound she runs out. I thought this was the solution but she picked up on what I was doing and discovered that I was doing it on purpose to keep her out. She started arguing with me about it almost saying I’m banned from farting in the bathroom which is ridiculooous.
I kept doing it which kept pissing her off, now she isn’t even talking to me saying I’m being a child and an asshole for this behavior.
AITA?