A while ago I started jacking off to Dr. Phil ironically just to see if I could do it. It started off as a joke but I now am entirely unable to get off to anything other than Dr. Phil.
My wife got home from work on Friday and said she wanted some “alone time”. So we got into bed and started making love. However, during the entire experience I could only visualize Dr. Phil! I swear to God I tried to visualize her but every time I did my dick shrank so fast she asked if I pulled out.
Anyways, eventually I started to cum and instead of saying Miranda I screamed out “EMMY WINNING TALK SHOW HOST DR. PHIL!”
My wife has filed for a fucking divorce, saying I was fucking disgusting.
So. Reddit am I the asshole?