Hepimiz Adem’in Havva’nın kıçını yemiş olması gerektiğini biliyoruz. Adam’ın kendi kıçını da yemiş olması gerektiği sonucunu sunmak için buradayım. Bunu düşün. Adem, Havva’yı yaratmak için kaburgalarını aldırdı. Kaburgaların alınması esnekliği artırır ve Adam’ın deney yapmak için bolca zamanı vardı. Bir öğleden sonra Eve’in kıçını yedikten sonra karar vermiş olmalı “Hmmm, tadı güzel. Acaba benimki nasıldır?” Yine, Tanrı’nın Aden Bahçesinde HER ŞEYİ yiyebileceklerini söylediğini unutmayın. Adam daha sonra hiçbir tepki vermeden eğilip kendi kıçını yiyebilirdi. Ne de olsa kendi kıçını yemenin insanca mümkün olduğunu biliyoruz (sormayın).
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Daha az görI don't blame him tbh I wanna eat my own ass
I don’t blame him tbh I wanna eat my own ass
Daha az görWhere is the unsee juice
Where is the unsee juice
Daha az görhis ass his rules
his ass his rules
Daha az görNow, to analyze this. Genesis 2:21 says that YHWH takes *one* of Adam's ribs. It's also generally assumed by many that this extra rib, due to creation mythology magic, carries down to the rest of humanity. But in the present day, why do you still need more ribs removed to eat your own ass? ConclusioDevamını oku
Now, to analyze this.
Genesis 2:21 says that YHWH takes *one* of Adam’s ribs. It’s also generally assumed by many that this extra rib, due to creation mythology magic, carries down to the rest of humanity. But in the present day, why do you still need more ribs removed to eat your own ass?
Conclusion: Adam couldn’t have eaten his own ass.
Daha az görIt wasn't a rib. It was the penis bone. Eve was made from penis
It wasn’t a rib. It was the penis bone. Eve was made from penis
Daha az görBut no, because Adam would still have the limitation of not being able to reach his own ass without breaking his spine. Afterall, he is still human. Now if you consider Eve to be an extension of Adam, it could be said that when he ate her ass, he was in fact eating his own ass. If we take this a steDevamını oku
But no, because Adam would still have the limitation of not being able to reach his own ass without breaking his spine. Afterall, he is still human.
Now if you consider Eve to be an extension of Adam, it could be said that when he ate her ass, he was in fact eating his own ass.
If we take this a step further and consider Jesus’ revelation during his baptism, we could say that Adam was the son of god, so in a way he was also eating God’s ass. The holy trinity of ass eating would have been accomplished all at once. Truly the unity of God is amazing.
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