İngilizce Floodlar

I just want to take a moment to humbly ask everyone to please respect my privacy during this extremely delicate, totally unspecified, and profoundly mysterious time. I’m not looking for attention. Not at all. Zero. Zilch. In ...

It’s time to retire lol and lmao. Yeah, I said it. Not everything is "laugh out loud" funny, champion. You saw a mildly relatable post and you drop a LMAOOO like you just watched a stand-up special. Let’s ...

It was midnight. The room glowed faintly—just the reflection of a custom recovery screen, breathing like a heartbeat. His fingers hovered over the volume down + power combo. She—his device—quivered. The A/B partition sensed what was ...

I'm losing my voice right now I have been doing this for like 10 fucking minutes. Crosswalks. Every fucking where there is a damn crosswalk. Wait 5 minutes to load some more fucking pictures. Oh great now ...

I’m 30 now, but this started when I was around 27, during a phase where I was trying really hard to be one of those “put-together adults” who meal prep, drink sparkling water, and have plants that ...

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, ...

Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick ...

Automod's Karma is locked to its current number. Fuck Automod, fucking cheater bitch bastard, literally hacking Reddit, cheating for fake internet points (which I will continue to refer to karma as because reputation doesn't exist), fuck it. ...

We have a ship with some sort of synthetic gravity that works on butts and containers, but not on playing cards. Uh huh. An impact causes the aforementioned container to slide into the leg of mom, breaking ...